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Tarot. Human Design. Real insight for real life.
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Reading Types and Descriptions
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About Private, Streaming & On-Demand Video Reading Delivery
All private, streaming and on-demand video readings are securely uploaded to a private, password-protected page of my website. You receive the page link and password access to your reading. Your reading will remain available on that private page for 14 days, after which point it will be deleted.
A download link will also be provided so you can save your reading and keep it for your personal records forever, but that download link will also expire after 14 days.
Please allow 72–96 hours for delivery.
Private, Streaming & On-Demand Video Readings
Blind Spot Reading
This reading is for when you know something is going on, but you can feel there’s a piece of the pattern you’re not fully seeing yet.
A blind spot is not simply something you don’t know. It is something you don’t know that you don’t know.
You bring me the situation. I pull from the Blind Spot Oracle and interpret what you may not currently be seeing through the lens of what is actually happening in your life.
Immediate Situation
For when something is happening right now and you need to understand what you’re actually dealing with.
This focused spread looks at the nature of the present situation, your attitude toward what’s happening, and the key element you need to consider.
Practical Life Advice
Sometimes you don’t need another vague spiritual message. You need to know what is influencing the situation and what you can actually do about it.
We look at the past influence, present influence, major influence, the advice, and the likely outcome if that advice is followed.
Life Conditions
For when the situation feels bigger than one isolated event and you want to understand both what is happening around you and what is happening within you.
We look at who you are right now, what is affecting you, what you value, what is bothering you, and both the short-term and long-term direction.
Horseshoe Reading
A fuller look at a specific situation when there are several moving pieces and a quick answer simply isn’t enough.
We examine the past, present, hidden influences, obstacles, environment, what should be done, and the most likely outcome if the advice is followed.
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Tarot & Spirit Readings
Spirit Freestyle Reading
This reading is for when you don’t have a super specific question, but you want to know what Spirit wants you to know right now.
You can bring a general area of focus like career, love, personal growth, or simply ask what guidance you need.
I pull from multiple systems and decks, which may include Tarot, Oracle, I Ching, or something else entirely, and synthesize what comes through into one cohesive message for you.
Full Tarot Reading
This is a longer, more in-depth tarot reading for when you want more room to actually get into what is happening.
Bring your questions around love, career, money, purpose, personal growth, family, decision-making, or whatever situation is currently asking for your attention.
We have room to ask multiple questions, follow what comes up, and look at the deeper pattern underneath what you’re navigating.
Human Design Readings
Mini Human Design Reading
If you’re curious about Human Design but aren’t ready for a full chart reading, this session gives you the foundation you actually need.
We focus specifically on your Energy Type, Strategy, and Authority: how your energy naturally operates, how you’re designed to engage with opportunities, and how your body is designed to make decisions.
This is intentionally focused. Profile, Centers, Channels, and Incarnation Cross are reserved for the Full Human Design Reading.
Full Human Design Reading
A Human Design reading shows how your specific energy is designed to move through the world.
We explore your Energy Type and aura, Strategy, Authority, Profile, Signature and Not-Self themes, your defined and open Centers, key Channels, and your Incarnation Cross.
The goal isn’t simply to tell you what is in your chart. It is to help you understand how the pieces work together and how your design actually shows up in everyday life.
The private, streaming and on-demand version is a substantially produced experience. Your chart appears on screen while I visually walk you through your mechanics using graphics, examples, overlays, and additional teaching where useful.
Human Design Aftercare
You know your Human Design. Then Tuesday happens.
You’re trying to make a decision. A relationship is activating something. Work is getting underneath your skin. You know what your Strategy and Authority are, but knowing your design and living it while real life is happening are two different things.
Bring me what is happening now. We look at it through the relevant mechanics of your chart and use deep self-inquiry, including The Work of Byron Katie, to examine the beliefs influencing what you’re experiencing.
Facilitated by a Certified Facilitator of The Work of Byron Katie.
Human Design Aftercare is not a foundational chart reading. You must already know your Type, Strategy, and Authority, have a basic understanding of your chart, and provide your birth/chart information ahead of the session so I can review your design.
If you have never had your Human Design chart pulled or read, do not yet understand the foundational mechanics of your design, or cannot provide the information needed to review your chart, you are not eligible for Aftercare. Ineligible bookings will be canceled and refunded.
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Terms & Conditions
All readings are for guidance, reflection, and personal insight. I do not offer legal, medical, pregnancy, or financial investment advice.
- These readings are not therapy, coaching, or crisis support.
- All readings are non-refundable, except an ineligible Human Design Aftercare booking canceled under the eligibility policy above.
- Payment is required before your reading takes place.
- You are responsible for being present and ready at your scheduled reading time. I do not chase down or contact clients who are late or absent. I will wait up to seven minutes after the scheduled start time. After seven minutes, the session will be considered missed and canceled.
- A missed reading remains non-refundable. You may reschedule for a later date and time, subject to availability.
- The reading type you book is the reading you receive.
- Live readings cannot be converted to private, streaming/on-demand video readings, and vice versa.
- Private, streaming and on-demand video readings and their accompanying download links are available for 14 days after delivery. It is your responsibility to view and/or download your reading during that period.
Please Note: If you book a Full Tarot Reading or Human Design Reading, I may have to adjust the appointment time as needed so we have the correct amount of space for your session.
I take this work seriously. ParaLarry LLC is a professional spiritual business, and I approach every paid reading with the responsibility that comes with someone trusting me with their time, money, questions, and personal circumstances. Although spiritual readings may be described or classified as entertainment, I do not treat your booking casually, and I ask that clients approach the reading with the same respect for the process.
Bring your question or situation clearly, and I’ll meet you there with honesty, intuition, and clarity.
— Larry
Frequently Asked Questions
A few things worth knowing before you book.
Why are your readings so expensive?
You are not paying only for the amount of time we spend together. You are paying for the expertise I bring into that time, the preparation that happens before your reading, and the years I have spent studying, practicing, teaching, and working with the systems I use.
There is also an energy exchange involved in this work. A reading requires my attention, preparation, interpretation, and presence before, during, and sometimes after the actual session. My pricing reflects the full work required to provide the reading, not simply the number of minutes on a calendar.
Why are your private video readings more expensive than your live readings?
Because a private, streaming and on-demand reading involves considerably more work than simply recording our session. In addition to preparing for and delivering your reading, I record and edit the finished video and add graphical overlays, visual references, or other elements when they help make the information clearer.
I then prepare your private, password-protected page on my website, upload and configure your streaming video, create a separate downloadable version, and make everything accessible to you on demand. With Human Design readings in particular, your chart can appear on screen alongside graphics, examples, overlays, and additional teaching. The higher price reflects the additional production and delivery work that goes into creating that private experience.
What if I don’t resonate with my reading?
A reading is much like a Polaroid snapshot: we are looking at the energy, patterns, and circumstances present at a particular moment in time. I have had clients tell me immediately after a reading that something did not resonate, only to come back later and tell me that the reading ultimately proved to be extremely relevant to what unfolded.
That does not mean you are required to agree with everything I say. Your own discernment matters. But there is a difference between discernment and entering a reading prepared to argue with anything you do not want to hear. My style is direct, and I do not change the message to make it more comfortable. If you are not open to considering what comes through, even when it challenges your current perspective, I am probably not the right reader for you.
What if I don’t like what was said during my reading?
That happens sometimes. Tarot and Human Design are not about placating you or telling you what you want to hear. My job is to reflect what I genuinely see in the cards, your design, and the information we are working with as clearly and responsibly as I can.
You are always free to decide what you do with that information. What I will not do is alter a reading simply because the message is uncomfortable or different from the answer you hoped to receive.
What if I disagree with the way you read the cards?
You are allowed to agree or disagree. My readings are shaped by my years of experience, my intuition, the systems I have studied, and the specific methodology I use when interpreting the cards.
I also work with my own proprietary tarot deck and the system behind it, so some of my interpretations may differ from what you have learned or experienced with another reader. That difference is intentional. You are booking my interpretation and my reading methodology, not a standardized interpretation that every tarot reader will necessarily share.
Do you offer any free readings, previews, or quick card pulls?
No. I do not offer free private readings, previews, or complimentary “just one quick card” pulls outside of the options specifically offered here. Each reading is its own container with clear boundaries around its format, scope, and what is included.
You are always welcome to choose whichever option best fits what you need, knowing that the reading you book is the reading you receive.
Can I buy a reading for someone else as a gift?
Yes, with one condition: the person receiving the reading must know about it and consent to being read. People are responsible for their own energy, and I do not perform readings for someone who has not agreed to receive one.
If you are hoping to surprise someone with a reading they do not know about, use the reading as an experiment, or otherwise have me read someone without their consent, that is not a reading I am willing to take on. If you are purchasing an agreed-upon reading as a gift, please complete the intake information clearly and accurately for the person who will actually receive the reading.
What if I have follow-up questions after my reading?
If your reading brings up new questions or you decide you want to explore something more deeply, you are welcome to book another appropriate reading. I do not currently offer a separate complimentary follow-up container after a completed reading.
Your original booking covers the reading you purchased and its stated scope. New questions or additional exploration require a new booking.
Do you offer payment plans for your higher-priced readings?
Possibly. Payment arrangements for higher-priced offerings may be considered on an individual, case-by-case basis. If you are interested in a reading but need to discuss a payment arrangement, contact me using the contact link on this website before booking. Approval of a payment arrangement is not guaranteed.
Do you offer group readings, parties, or in-person sessions?
Yes. Group readings, private events, parties, and in-person sessions may be available depending on the event, location, group size, and what you are looking for. Please use the contact page on this website and provide as much information as possible about your event or request so I can determine what would be appropriate.
Are there topics you don’t read on?
Yes. I do not provide readings intended to diagnose, treat, or advise on medical or health matters, and I do not provide legal advice through a reading.
I also will not engage in invasive or inappropriate psychic spying, or what I call “being energetically nosy.” I am not going to use a reading to uncover private information about another person that does not reasonably belong to the person asking the question. We can explore your experience, your relationship to a situation, and the energy affecting you without treating someone else’s private life as something we are automatically entitled to access.
Do you read for minors?
No. My private reading services are for adults only. I do not accept reading appointments for minors.
Do you limit repeat tarot readings on the same situation?
Yes. I will not perform another tarot reading on the same topic or situation within six weeks. Tarot needs room for circumstances to develop, choices to be made, and energy to move. Repeatedly asking the cards the same question before anything has had an opportunity to change is not a practice I support.
This limitation applies specifically to repeat tarot readings on the same matter. Human Design readings and Human Design Aftercare are not subject to the six-week limitation.
What happens if I forget to attend my live reading?
Your reading remains non-refundable. I wait up to seven minutes after the scheduled start time, after which the appointment is considered missed and canceled. You may reschedule for another available date and time that works better for you, but the original payment is not refunded.
What happens if I don’t watch or download my video reading within 14 days?
It is your responsibility to access your private, streaming and on-demand video reading during the 14-day availability window. Your private page also includes a download link, so you do not have to watch the entire reading immediately. I recommend downloading your reading as soon as you receive it and saving it to your phone or computer so you have your own permanent copy.
After 14 days, both the private streaming page and download access expire and the reading is deleted. Once it has been deleted, it cannot be recovered or reissued.
What responsibility do I have after my reading?
The reading belongs to you. What you choose to do with the information is your business and your responsibility. I do not follow up to monitor outcomes, supervise what happens next, or manage the decisions you make after our session.
Use your own judgment, discernment, and appropriate professional resources where necessary when deciding what actions, if any, you want to take.
Are you responsible if I make a major life decision after my reading?
No reading is intended to make your decisions for you or substitute my judgment for your own. Readings are offered for insight, reflection, and clarity. You remain responsible for your own choices, actions, and decisions.
If you choose to make a personal, professional, financial, relationship, or other life change after a reading, the final decision is yours. A reading should be one source of reflection, not a replacement for your own judgment or for qualified professional advice when that is appropriate.
What if I’m emotionally distressed or in crisis?
Readings are not therapy, coaching, emergency support, or crisis management. If you arrive for a reading and are not in a sufficiently grounded emotional state to participate in the session, I may ask that the reading be rescheduled.
In some circumstances, I may determine that proceeding with a reading is not appropriate at that time. At my discretion, I may hold the session for a later date or issue a refund rather than continue with a reading that I do not believe should responsibly take place.
Can you guarantee a specific outcome or tell me exactly what will happen?
No. A reading can illuminate the energy, patterns, possibilities, and circumstances surrounding a situation, but it is not a contractual guarantee of a specific future event. People make choices, circumstances change, and you retain your own agency. I will tell you what I genuinely see in the reading, including when that answer is not the answer you were hoping to hear.
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Secrets of the Sands:
The Human Design Tarot Cards
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The same deck I use in my readings. A unique fusion of traditional tarot and Human Design.
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Secrets of the Sands:
The Human Design Tarot Guidebook
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The companion guidebook to the Human Design-inspired tarot deck, blending traditional Rider-Waite meanings with Human Design Energy Centers and Gates.
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