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Welcome, friend!

I’m Larry.

However you found your way here, whether through TikTok, Instagram, Facebook, or somewhere else entirely, I’m glad you’re here. Truly.

I’ve been reading since I was 17 years old. This isn’t something I dabble in. It’s work I take seriously, and I don’t take your time, trust, or presence lightly.

If you’re here, something in my voice, my humor, or my direct style resonated with you.

That matters to me.

My intention is simple: to provide you with the clearest, most grounded reading I can, delivered with honesty and respect.

Before we begin, there are a few housekeeping details and boundaries that keep this space clean and professional for both of us. I invite you to read through everything carefully so you can choose the option that fits you best.

My Reading Philosophy (TL;DR version below)

Before you do anything, I want you to understand how I approach this work: My role is not to convince you of anything.

It’s not to perform.

It’s not to prove a point.

It’s not to debate belief systems or justify the validity of tarot or Human Design.

My role is simple: to read what’s present and speak it with as much clarity, grace, dignity, and honesty as I can.

Whether you believe deeply in tarot, are simply curious, or are still deciding what you think about any of this, that’s yours. That’s not my business. I don’t need you to agree with me. I don’t need you to validate me. And I’m not here to persuade you.

If you’re here, it’s because something resonated. That’s enough.

I don’t sugarcoat messages, but I also don’t weaponize them. Truth doesn’t need to be harsh to be clear. My intention is always to deliver insight cleanly, without fluff, without bypassing, and without turning your reading into a performance.

I won’t argue interpretations. I won’t try to “win” you over. I won’t tap dance around what shows up. I also won’t waste your time, and I expect the same in return.

A reading is a container. You bring your questions. I bring my experience and my discernment. What you do with the information afterward is yours.

Years ago, my readings blended into coaching sessions. Now they don’t. If you’re booking a reading, you’re booking a reading. Coaching is offered separately, on an individualized basis, for those who want to go deeper into learning tarot, Human Design, or the frameworks I use.

If you’re interested in becoming a coaching student, you’re welcome to reach out directly at:

larry [at] paralarrymedia.com

Coaching is intentional and selective.

At the end of the day, this work is about clarity. Not persuasion. Not dependency. Not spectacle.

If that resonates with you, you’re in the right place.

TL;DR

II’m not here to convince you, debate you, or perform for you.

I’m here to read what’s present and speak it clearly.

You don’t have to believe anything for this to work. You just have to be willing to ask honestly.

I don’t sugarcoat, but I also don’t dramatize. I won’t argue interpretations or try to prove a point. My role is to deliver insight with clarity and respect. What you do with it is yours.

If you’re looking for persuasion, reassurance at all costs, or someone to decide for you, this isn’t that.

If you’re looking for grounded, direct reflection, you’re in the right place.

Reading Types

Video Reading (Most popular)

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Text/Voice Reading

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Live 1:1 Reading

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Human Design Reading

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Quick One Card Pull (Email Correspondence Only)

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Quick Two Card Pull (Email Correspondence Only)

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Followup Reading (only if you’ve booked one of the above readings)

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Group Readings

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Not sure which reading to book?

Here’s how to decide.

Choose the Video Reading if:

  • You want the most depth and clarity
  • You like uninterrupted insight without needing to perform or respond
  • You want something you can return to over and over again
  • You value having a downloadable copy you keep forever

This is the best value because it’s 30 uninterrupted minutes of me focused entirely on your questions.


Choose the Text/Voice-Only Reading if:

  • You don’t want video
  • You prefer texting
  • You still want something you can revisit later
  • You’re able to be fully present during your scheduled time
  • You like audio and flexibility without being on camera

You’ll receive voice messages plus images of the tarot cards pulled during your session.


Choose the Live 1-on-1 Reading if:

  • You want real-time interaction
  • You prefer conversation and follow-up in the moment
  • You understand this is a live, in-the-moment experience

This option is not recorded in any way. Once the session ends, it’s complete.

Important: No Recording Policy
  • Live readings are not recorded
  • I do not provide recordings
  • You may not record the session on your end
  • There is no video or audio replay after the session

This preserves the value of the pre-recorded and voice-only options.

If you want something you can revisit later, choose one of those instead.

Frequently Asked Questions (in no particular order)

Do you offer any free readings?

I don’t offer free readings, previews, or “just one quick pull” outside of the options listed here. Each reading is its own container, with clear boundaries around time, format, and scope.

You’re always welcome to choose the option that feels right for you, knowing that whatever you book is what you’ll receive.

Why are your prices so expensive?

They aren’t.

They reflect my experience, my time, and the level of depth I offer. I’ve been reading tarot since I was 17 years old, and I’ve spent decades refining how I read, speak, and work with people.

I could charge significantly more than I do. I choose not to.

What you’re paying for isn’t just time, it’s clarity, experience, and a reading style that doesn’t sugarcoat or bypass what’s actually happening.

Can I buy a reading for someone as a gift?

Yes, with one important condition.

The person receiving the reading must know about it and consent to it. People are responsible for their own energetic boundaries, and I don’t read for anyone who hasn’t agreed to receive a reading.

If you’re hoping to surprise someone who hasn’t consented, or you’re treating it like an experiment, that’s not a reading I’m willing to take on.

If gifting a reading, please fill out the intake form accurately and clearly.

What is your cancellation or refund policy?

All readings are non-refundable.

You may reschedule once, provided you do so within the rescheduling window. After that, the booking is final.

Once you’ve booked and paid, the time is reserved and the reading stands.

What if I don’t like what was said during the reading?

That happens sometimes.

Tarot isn’t about placating or telling you what you want to hear. It’s about reflecting what’s present.

Do you offer any free readings?

I don’t offer free readings, previews, or “just one quick pull” outside of the options listed here. Each reading is its own container, with clear boundaries around time, format, and scope.

You’re always welcome to choose the option that feels right for you, knowing that whatever you book is what you’ll receive.

Why are your prices so expensive?

They aren’t.

They reflect my experience, my time, and the level of depth I offer. I’ve been reading tarot since I was 17 years old, and I’ve spent decades refining how I read, speak, and work with people.

I could charge significantly more than I do. I choose not to.

What you’re paying for isn’t just time, it’s clarity, experience, and a reading style that doesn’t sugarcoat or bypass what’s actually happening.

Can I buy a reading for someone as a gift?

Yes, with one important condition.

The person receiving the reading must know about it and consent to it. People are responsible for their own energetic boundaries, and I don’t read for anyone who hasn’t agreed to receive a reading.

If you’re hoping to surprise someone who hasn’t consented, or you’re treating it like an experiment, that’s not a reading I’m willing to take on.

If gifting a reading, please fill out the intake form accurately and clearly.

What is your cancellation or refund policy?

All readings are non-refundable.

You may reschedule once, provided you do so within the rescheduling window. After that, the booking is final.

Once you’ve booked and paid, the time is reserved and the reading stands.

What if I don’t like what was said during the reading?

That happens sometimes.

Tarot isn’t about placating or telling you what you want to hear. It’s about reflecting what’s present.

What if I have followup questions after my reading?

If you have new questions or want to go deeper, you’re welcome to book another service. I do have a container for follow-up readings that you’re welcome to use.

What if I disagree with the way you read the cards?

You’re allowed to disagree.

That said, my readings are shaped by the deck I use and the system behind it. I read exclusively with my proprietary Secrets of the Sands deck, which blends tarot with Human Design.

My deck has 86 cards instead of the traditional 78, directly correlates with Human Design energies and gates, and produces readings that are structually and fundamentally different than traditional tarot decks.

Because of this, my interpretations may differ from what you’ve experienced elsewhere. That difference is intentional.

Do you do group readings, parties, or in-person sessions?

Yes, I do.

Group readings, private parties, and in-person sessions are available on a case-by-case basis and are priced individually depending on the details.

Because group dynamics, time commitment, and expectations vary widely, these sessions require a short consultation before pricing and availability are confirmed.

If you’re interested, you can book a brief consultation so we can talk through what you have in mind.

Group and event sessions are offered intentionally and selectively to ensure the container is right for both parties. Booking a consultation does not guarantee availability.

Can book just a Human Design reading?

Yes. Any private reading can focus on Human Design if that’s what you want to explore.

However, Human Design–only readings are offered exclusively as pre-recorded sessions due to their individualized and technical nature.

Do you offer Human Design group readings?

Yes.

For group Human Design readings:

These sessions are Human Design only, unless a tarot add-on is explicitly agreed upon. If not, I will not bring tarot or oracle cards along with me.

Birth information for every participant is required in advance and all information must be submitted before the event.

What happens if I don’t complete the intake form accurately?


All intake fields are required. If the form is not completed, the booking cannot be submitted. Your reading cannot begin until payment and all required information are received.

What if I don’t know my exact birth time for a Human Design reading or I give incorrect information?

If you do not know your birth time, you’ll indicate that on the intake form. Birth time rectification will be addressed after booking, directly with me.

If you submit a birth time, you are confirming that the information provided is accurate to the best of your knowledge.

Human Design readings are based on the data provided. No re-reads are offered due to incorrect or later-changed information unless birth time rectification was explicitly selected.

How long do you keep copies of my video reading?

All readings are available for the stated access period only:

  • Tarot-based readings: 15 days
  • Human Design readings: 30 days

These are available by a password-protected, individualized, privatized link on my site. You will have access to download a copy of your reading during that time on your reading page.

After that window, videos are permanently deleted from my website, servers, and hosting platforms. It is your responsibility to download and save your copy.

Are there topics you do not read on?

Yes. I do not provide readings related to: medical or health or legal matters.

I do read on relationships, life dynamics, death, pregnancy, and third-party situations, provided they remain within ethical and respectful boundaries.

I will not engage in invasive or inappropriate “psychic spying,” such as uncovering private information that does not belong to the person asking.

Do you read for minors?

No.

Do you predict exact timelines or guaranteed outcomes?


No. Readings reflect the energetic snapshot of the moment. I do not provide exact timelines, guarantees, or fixed future outcomes.

How do video readings work?

They are recorded in one take but edited to remove lulls and dead space while preserving the integrity of the message.

Visuals, like tarot cards and Human Design charts will be visible on screen during the video.

Readings are delivered as downloadable video files and can be viewed on phone, tablet, or desktop.

Can I upgrade or add-on services after I’ve booked a different service?

Yes. You’ll just have to notify me what you’re looking to add/upgrade.

Do you limit repeat tarot readings?

Yes. I will not read on the same tarot topic or situation again within six weeks. Tarot readings require time for energy to move.

Human Design readings are not subject to this limitation.

How do you identify your work?

I am a psychic medium and intuitive reader. My work is grounded, direct, and experience-based.

What responsibility do I have after the reading?


The reading belongs to you.

What you do with the information is your responsibility. I do not follow up, monitor outcomes, or take responsibility for decisions made after the session.

Are you responsible if I make a major life decision after my reading with you?

Readings are for insight and clarity, not decision-making authority.

I am not responsible for life choices made as a result of a reading. You are fully and 100% responsible for any choices, decisions, or changes you make as a result of our interaction. The final decision is always yours and in no way has anything to do with me.

I retain zero responsibility or liability.

What if I’m emotionally distressed or in crisis?

If you are not in a grounded emotional state, I may ask you to reschedule.

In some cases, I may determine that a reading is not appropriate at that time and either hold your session for later or issue a refund at my discretion.

Readings are not therapy, coaching, or crisis management.

What if you find it difficult to read for me?

This doesn’t happen often, but I’m upfront about it.

There are rare instances where, for reasons that are energetic and not personal, I’m not able to read clearly for someone. I don’t force readings, and I don’t fabricate insight just to complete a session.

If this happens, I will let you know immediately and issue a 100% refund.

I believe clarity matters more than completion, and I won’t deliver a reading that doesn’t feel honest or clean.

How do you identify your work?

I am a psychic medium and intuitive reader. My work is grounded, direct, and experience-based.